You're Cute.

sasquartz:
briannathestrange:
A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!
ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho
I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

gwenstacy:
the new kids + interacting with harrison ford
this is just so fucking harrison ford tho i mean

tastefullyoffensive:

Classy af. (via Iris_Elisabeth_)

tastefullyoffensive:

Congrats (via decentbirthday)

Just because I treat you right doesn’t mean I’m the one.

humble-rose:
I’m just doing what I’m supposed to do.
Fuck. This is the realest shit I’ve read today. Like it’s ok to feel special to be treated nice but you have to remember that you deserve that. You SHOULD be treated well. Don’t latch onto someone just because they’re doing what should be required. Acknowledge it and keep it flowing

have you ever looked at someone and thought…
i could look at you for hours and not get bored

metalgf:
“Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme
”

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

this is an appreciation post for those strangers at tourist attractions who offer to take ur group photo for u so no one will be left out. god bless u kind people

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Nicolas Rivals
La Línea Roja

nickfuckface:
trashrabbits:
im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll
why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?
shut the hell your mouth

some trends i am really down for
being nice to people working in customer service
girls in thigh-highs
receiving $400,000
pasta